Species: S.a.m.a.n.t.h.a
Relationship: Conquered thoughts and a stolen heart
Tendencies: Filling the sound waves, accomplishing challenges, sloth collecting, creating curiousity among others

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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(via luveing)

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1 day ago

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)

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1 day ago

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: hinder, via luveing)

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1 day ago

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur talking to ur crush & your bestfriend keeps bringing up embarrassing stories about you

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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1 day ago

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via luveing)

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1 day ago

insanity-and-vanity:

The last picture is the face of fear.

(Source: averagebritishteenager)

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1 day ago

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via luveing)

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